Perhaps the best things in life truly are grown from poop.

My Thoughts On Loving My Own Shit

Does Your Feces Fertilize?

How did I lose the ability to communicate after 30 years?

My Thoughts On Bloodied And Bruised Toes

How Many Languages Do You Know That You Don’t Know?

Do sheepdogs listen to the sheep?

My Thoughts On Wailing Wolves

Do You Baa Baa Bawl?

What does it say about politicians if they believe people belong to different 'classes'?

My Thoughts On Classless Politics

Are You A Puppet, Or A Puppeteer?

As it turns out, I can't be angry while being curious, especially when I turn my external projections into internal questions.

My Thoughts On Kissing Tombstones

Are You Buying Or Selling?

Why feed one for a lifetime when you can feed all for all time?

My Thoughts On Fishy Fun

Do You Tie Your Own Flies?

Do I deserve to turn off the hamster wheel that is my mind?

My Thoughts On Being Found

Will You Find What You’re Not Looking For?

When was the last time you paid for the privilege of branding yourself as the personal property of another?

Be honest.

My Thoughts On Once Wild Mouflon

What Is Your Self-Worth Worth?

Do narcissists know they are living make-believe lives?

We know they think everything is about them, but will they know that this is actually about them?

My Thoughts On Narcissistic Circle Jerks

Is This About You? Are You Sure?

Would I have been ready to meet my true self earlier in life?

My Thoughts On Thinking Back

How Old Were You When You Met Yourself?

How many human beings on the planet realize this?

My Thoughts On Owning My Evolution

Who Is Doing Your Evolving For You?

Does any chicken truly deserve to be choked?

My Thoughts On Overblown Loads

Is Your Search History Spank Bankable?

Did I need to experience someone else losing their memories to begin truly understanding the importance of my own?

My Thoughts On Shirley

Who Is Your North Star?

We really don't have to take all of this, or ourselves, too seriously.

Let's have some fun, even if we only have time for one quick one.

Let's call each other out when our words and actions don't seem to match, when our Matter and Matter are not aligned.

Call me out with the loudest shouts of all.

My Thoughts On One Quick One Last Ones

Will You Stay For Happy Hour?

I didn't even know that relationships like this truly existed, or what it really meant to find your ride-or-die.

My Thoughts On Unbreakable Waves

Do You Ride Or Die?

Sometimes cheekiness slides over the line into accidental assholery.

Sometimes it’s not accidental.

My Thoughts On Neverland

Are You Mysteriously Serious?

What do you do when someone needs both to have a big hug, and their neck wrung, at the same time?

My Thoughts On Aggressive Hugging

Did You Plant A Tree Twenty Years Ago?

Sometimes Light Is Actually Sound, And Sound Is Actually Light.

Actually, Light Is Always Actually Sound, And Sound Is Always Actually Light.

My Thoughts On How I Feel

Will You Ever See The Sound And Hear The Light?

How Long Does It Take To Instantly Become The Person You Were Always Meant To Be?

Snapping For A Second Time

Will You Crackle And Pop?

The Toughest Of Jobs Require The Toughest Of Men.

My Thoughts On Making The Ultimate Sacrifice

Do You Ever Go Full ‘Grown Up’?